Lyrics by Lynn Ahrens
Music by Stephen Flaherty
Kelsey Grammer (Vladimir)

It's one-two-three
and suddenly
I see it at a glance--

She's radiant
And confident
and born to take this chance.

I taught her well.
I planned it all!
I just forgot...
Romance!

Vlad, how could you do this?
How will we get
through this?
I never should have
let them dance!